The Department of Carrots and Sticks Mission Statement – Liberty through Behavior Modification

January 9, 2010
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Beasts of burden have been replaced by the citizens of the United States.

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Preschool Politics

December 22, 2009
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Christmas canceled because Global Warming will be melting the North Pole in two days.

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Zombies Angry About Being Drawn into Global Warming Debate

December 18, 2009
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“Make it stop, all look the same–No more graphs you sadist; I’m just a zombie. How the Hell should I know if the planet is warming?!”

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DN! Indian Environmentalist Sunita Narain on U.S. Climate Policy

December 16, 2009
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If Bush Was In Kindergarten, Obama Is In 1st Grade.

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